The past couple of days have been pretty hellish, namely the fact that we’ve been having technical difficulties left and right–specifically the Internet. But Comcast came out today and actually sent someone competent and he fixed the wires and everything, and it seems to be functioning properly now. I’m hoping that there won’t be anymore problems but if there are we’ll just yell at them again |: Oh and I missed The Secret Circle finale because my DVR didn’t record it lololololol WELL CLEARLY TECHNOLOGY JUST HATES ME THIS WEEK. I’ll just have to wait for them to put it up on the website or scour the ‘net for a download or something. I don’t really have any other choice since they don’t play re-runs and it’s not OnDemand. It’s kind of funny how the government is so against piracy that they’re trying to pass all of these bullshit bills, and yet they give people no choice BUT to pirate shit by doing things like this. I hate watching shows and movies on my laptop but it’s not as if they’ve provided any other options. Bitches.

But since my Internet has been acting like such a ho for a couple days, I’ve mostly been spending my time playing FFXIII-2. Which resulted in me sort of doing another thing…

I FINISHED FFXIII-2!!!!!

I trained enough to where the bulk of the final bosses were a breeze, but the last one… took forty-five minutes. ALL BECAUSE THE SON OF A BITCH KEPT CALLING ITS BAHAMUT DRAGON BUDDIES BACK IN EVERY FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES. So I was fighting three bosses, two of them over. and over. and over. and over again. And when the other two were out, I couldn’t attack the big bad purple one until they were gone and then they’d all combine to do this massive Megaflare attack that I had to constantly shield myself during just to survive it so it took a looooooong time. But I managed it and finished it and and and sjd;flksjdfka ihavesomanyfeelings. somany. sosososomany. I don’t even know where to begin, man. I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone so I’ll put all the details in Al Bhed, but what I will say before that is that I was indeed better off knowing how it ended before I even started the game. If I didn’t, man, I’d be an even bigger clusterfuck of emotions than I already am. It’s pretty shocking the way they chose to end it and it seems like there might be a FFXIII-3. But then apparently they’re saying that they’re going to extend it through the downloadable content, which I think is stupid and only adds to my gripe about them releasing the game so soon. Because if they do release new episodes and stories for the game through the downloadable content, they’re probably going to cost money. Which is smart for them because “LOL HAY MOAR MUNNIES 4 US” but it’s bullshit for the fans. I didn’t buy this game to end up having to pay more money later just to extend the story. I’d rather just buy a whole new game than pay out money here there and everywhere for downloadable fucking content. Not only that but the main storyline of XIII-2 is short as it is so, I mean, it’s not as if they couldn’t have waited a bit longer and extended the story within the game itself instead of going about it like this. They could’ve had maybe multiple endings like FFX-2 or, if they wanted to be different and innovative and shit, given you the option to continue the game after the ending to change the outcome or something. Time travel and all that, it’s not like it wasn’t possible. Then again there are still the paradox endings that I need to obtain so maybe there’ll be something within those, but the official ending is still the actual ending and I think it’s bullshit how they’re fucking with everyone’s emotions and shit this way.

That said, I’m going to release all of my story-related emotions now and I’ll keep the spoilerific bits in Al Bhed so it’s up to you whether you want to translate it or ignore it and move onto my non-spoilerific rambling kdfklsdja

Ajah druikr E ymnayto ghaf dryd Canyr teac eh dra aht, ed cdemm syta sa lno. E knaf cu yddylrat du ran bmyoehk drec kysa yht ghufehk dryd cra fyc kuehk du tea fyc pudr y kuut yht y pyt drehk. Ev E teth’d ymnayto ghuf ed drah ed fuimt’ja lusbmadamo lnicrat sa, pid ghufehk ed syta ed ajah suna cyt frahajan cra’t dymg ypuid caaehk ajanouha ykyeh yht cyjehk dra vidina yht frydhud. Ed’c y peddancfaad drehk. Lyeic ec y knayd jemmyeh, druikr, E ryja du cyo dryd silr. Ra ech’d ouin dobelym jemmyeh, ra yldiymmo caasat mega y kuut syh fedr kuut ehdahdeuhc yht y kuut raynd pid rec zitksahd fyc lmuitat po rec muja vun Oaim yht rec tacena du cdub ran luhcdyhd lolma uv taydr yht napendr. E asbydrewat fedr res knaydmo, pid fryd syta res dra jemmyeh fyc dryd ra fyhdat du tacdnuo dra fruma funmt zicd cu drana fuimth’d pa yho vidina vun Oaim du vunacaa yht ryja du tea palyica uv yht ra teth’d lyna ypuid fryd Oaim fyhdat, dra vyld dryd cra teth’d seht toehk palyica cra ryt dra kevd uv caaehk y rybbo vidina, yht cra cdemm kud du pa fedr Lyeic frah cra fyc napunh. Dranaeh meac dra naycuh ra’c y telgruma. Yht fryd sygac Huam y knayd lrynyldan ec dryd dra mycd drehk ra fyhdat du tu fyc gemm yhouha, acbaleymmo Lyeic. Ra zicd fyhdat du cyja dra risyh nyla yc famm yc Oaim yht dneat naycuhehk fedr Lyeic, pid ymm ra lynat ypuid fyc cyjehk Oaim. PID E TUIPD OAIM’C KUEHK DU NAFYNT RES FEDR RIKC YHT GECCAC VUN VUNLEHK HUAM DU GEMM RES YHT DRA KUTTACC YHT DINH DRA FUNMT EHDU JYMRYMMY. Ed ech’d fryd cra fyhdat, pid ra tet ed yhofyo yht ed tacdnuoat ajanodrehk. Pid ed syta vun yh ehdanacdehk cduno yht E tu mega ruf ed fyc fneddah, E zicd fecr drao teth’d vilg fedr ic cu silr fedr frana dra cduno ec kuehk du ku haqd.

Ymcu, E’s ajah suna luhjehlat dryd Huam yht Canyr cruimt pa dukadran. E CYET ED PAVUNA PID E SAYH ED Y RIHTNAT DESAC SUNA HUF. Dra fyo ra nayldat du ran taydr fyc vilgehk raynd-fnahlrehk. Yht frana dra ramm ec Chuf, ajah. Ra zicd mavd Canyr vun drnaa oaync du ku veht Mekrdhehk yht pa dra kuttysh ranu yht zicd mavd Canyr drana du fuhtan fryd fyc kuehk uh. Dryd’c fryd E ryda ypuid Chuf. Ra’c cu upcaccat fedr paehk dra ranu dryd ra dnaydc Canyr mega cusa bunlamyeh pneta-du-pa, ajah frah cra yht Huam dnylgat rec ycc tufh ra fyc cdemm paehk yh eteud. Huam dnaydat ran mega yh axiym yht cduut po ran ceta YHT bnudaldat ran ymm dra cysa. E sayh E luimt ku uh vunajan ypuid fro Canyr ec duu kuut vun Chuf pid E fuh’d palyica ed’t kad netelimuic. Pid E ruba dryd syopa frah drao aqdaht dra cduno dryd drao’mm pnehk Canyr pylg–palyica po tysh drao ryt paddan un E femm nyka vunajan–yht ryja ran aht ib fedr Huam. Syopa drah lyh ku pylg eh desa du pavuna vekrdehk Lyeic yht drah zicd cyo vilg ed yht ku du rec desa yht na-bubimyda dra risyh nyla drascamjac etg. Drec ec fro dra dnia ahtehk uv dra cduno du sa ec ajanouha synnoehk aylr udran |: DRAO LYH LNAYDA Y FRUMA HAF PAYIDEVIM RISYH NYLA DUKADRAN. Tuh’d vilgehk zitka sa, ugyo.

I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. I THOUGHT I DID BUT I THINK THAT’S IT. Other than the fact that I think Liam O’Brien is a brilliant fucking voice actor. I already felt that way after his job as Lezard in VP2 (THE MANIACAL LAUGHTER ALONE IS WORTHY OF ALL THE AWARDS IN THE WORLD) but he was amazing as Caius, as well. I’m just disappointed that I didn’t get to hear Caius say KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME! BOW TO ME! HONOR MY NAME – LEZARD VALETH CAIUS BALLAD!!!!! but that’s the writers’ fault xP I read his tweets in both of their voices, though, which is kind of hilarious and very fun.

But yeah, even though I finished the main story I’m now on a mission to get the paradox endings and finish the side stories and shit that I didn’t do yet. And and andlf;jdfjawefjasdf god i still have too amny feeligns idk. i can’t even type. There are other things I was going to ramble/bitch about but I’m too lazy and this is long enough as it is so I’m done. Again no meme. TOO LAZY TOO TIRED TOO HUNGRY GONNA GO GET FOOD AND DRINK APPLE JUICE AND O HAY THE CW HAS THE TSC FINALE ON THEIR WEBSITE NOW SO I AM GOING TO GO WATCH THAT AND EAT SPAGHETTI LOVE AND PEACE KTHXBAI ♥